AI Conjures A Cronenberg Film. It’s Like Gazing Into the Gates of Hell
Imagine a world where every image has been sifted through the Machine
David Cronenberg is one of the freakiest film-makers of all time. His vision is perverted and disgusting—but always heavy, and always insightful. His movies evoke biomedical horrors, where machines look like pulsing organs, and organisms look like slimy machines. The vibe is a high brow barf-fest.
You’ve got the exploding head in Scanners. You’ve got the rapey homo-caterpillar in Naked Lunch. You’ve got those butthole-looking bio-ports in eXistenZ. You’ve got plastic-eating, trans-organ-harvesting narcissists in the new Crimes of the Future. Not exactly date night material.
By the end of each movie, you can’t imagine how the next would be more repulsive. And by the end of the next one, you realize you were sorely mistaken.
As it turns out, things can always get worse. Last weekend, Cronenberg’s brilliant cinematography was siphoned up from the Internet, data-mined to the last frame, broken down into statistical models, and refashioned into a film that never existed.
“David Cronenberg’s Galaxy of Flesh (1985)”
These computer-generated images bother me for two reasons. First, they really do look like something Cronenberg would make. Setting aside my hatred for this dehumanizing technology, I’ll admit some scenes are as good as anything he ever did. They even smell like a Cronenberg movie.
More troubling, though, is that these hellish scenes of malnourished cyborgs and brittle robots were literally dreamt up by a machine. They are the mathematical distillation of a subconscious mind.
Exposed organs. Insectoid hybrids. Artificial archetypes. The electric Id.
It’s all there.
Of course, it was some mask-obsessed Covidian who did this. Who else? Using a new AI image generator, Midjourney, ad-maker and music video director Keith Schofield became a prodigious “prompt engineer.” Each image was cranked out in the blink of an eye.
This is all part of the new normal. Text-to-image AI art is filling cyberspace so fast, it’ll soon be all we see. Before you know it, these derivative images will be on every ad and book cover. People won’t see anything that hasn’t been sifted through the Machine.
Midjourney. DALL·E 2. Stable Diffusion. Imagen.
This software is like a genie who moonlights as a graphic artist. He may be unoriginal, but he grants unlimited wishes. The user just rubs the magic lamp, makes a wish, and the Machine spits out another image. Of course, each one is derived from the vast catalog of previous human efforts, which amounts to stealing and repurposing artwork at scale.
These AI remixes are picking up where the DJ left off. But you know, the original artists can always learn to code. Or engineer prompts. Or something.
Intoxicated by this creative destruction, Shofield generated over two hundred images in no time. Naturally, long-time Cronenberg fans are furious—partly because the pics look so cool.
Although Shofield doesn’t reveal what prompts he used, you could imagine a text string like “cronenberg with alien meat pile buffet.” Or maybe “cronenberg with castrated robot lovers, ribs like worms.”
It’s just a guess. What do I know? I’m not some “prompt engineer.”
Before passing judgment, though, let’s roll through a few striking scenes. Keep in mind this parallel universe never existed until a computer drifted off into digital nightmares. (I’ll add a little dialogue for context.)
The hokey effects look great on VHS, but my favorite Cronenberg film is his subdued historical drama, A Dangerous Method. There’s no oily surrealism or mutilated humanoids. It’s based on the true story of Sigmund Freud and his protégé Carl Jung. The action centers on their psychotherapeutic love triangle with a super hot, if hysterical patient, Sabina Spielrein.
I saw it at an art house theater in Nashville, Tenn, some twelve years ago. Beer was cheap in those days. Some movies were still shot on film and slightly crooked teeth were sexy. Shrinks were still horny old dudes and nobody gave a damn one way or another.
So far as I remember, the only gross scene involved a brief glimpse of some bloody sheets. The rest was just talk therapy and dream analysis, with a little kink here and there. It was an elegant film to make ya think.
Freud thought dreams released our repressed desires. Jung believed they tapped into a spiritual dimension. Throughout his bizarre career, Cronenberg managed to capture both angles.
Thinking back on all three paradigms—the Id and Super Ego; the Collective Unconscious; the weird phallic pustules—what do these new, AI-generated images even mean? Are the symbols potent? Whose soul do they express?
What does it mean for a machine to dream? What happens when our minds brim with synthetic fantasies?
I’m no psychologist, but I’ll tell you this. If AI comes to dominate the cultural landscape, human beings will lose their minds.
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Love your work Joe, but my fact-free opinion is that AI is vastly overrated. The promotion of AI is essentially a sophisticated Information Influence Op to scare the crap out of people, and to lower resistance to the IOT and the Internet of Bodies. The real goal of the AI program is to destroy religion and spirituality, and to create a zombie population of fearful victims that no longer understand their divine origins and will willingly become a part of the machine.
(We've all heard about the AI scam Nate, which was just using humans to do the work AI was supposed to do. https://www.theverge.com/2022/6/6/23156318/artificial-intelligence-nate-app-ecommerce-go-read-this)
Undoubtedly AI advances are being made, but I don't believe the wild claims made for it ("AI is going to take over the world!") My opinion obviously. I still have faith in the God-given intelligence of the human race. Biological humans are far superior to the sterile so-called intelligence of AI, which is all developed by humans anyway. Call me a Luddite if you want! Keep up the good reporting; we all need to know about this dark scam.
An extra dark and creepy essay. I got truly yucky feels from reading it after waking up in the wee hours thinking if I read a little something I’d go back to sleep. Not happening now thanks. But even so, the take away for me is I am even more certain (solidly certain) that I do not care to know what AI may think or imagine about itself. I also do not care what AI might think about humans (me in particular) or how it may see us.
This piece did read like a Cronenberg Movie or at least what the picture box portion of the screenplay would describe. Those movies always made me wonder why I watched them all the way through. And why I was still watching in the middle them. They were so far out there that to rate them as just bad “b” series films was not satisfying enough. To get all the way through one made me feel like i had just seen a good b movie and happy to be done with it.
Those pictures you displayed created by AI? Uh uh, nope me no likey...!